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[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

rediscovered this vine and couldn't resist

[honeydvew]

what's the biggest life decision (you feel comfortable saying) that you've ever made? do you ever think about what would've happened if you hadn't made a certain choice/how it would've affected your life?

canofworms0 downloading tumblr. i know that sounds stupid but honestly its real. im not allowed to have anything else in regards to social media. not instagram, not twitter, not snapchat, not tik tok, nothing. my mother knows i have tumblr so i dont know why she doesnt make me delete it (but it might have to do with the fact she thinks its like deviant art or smth) but im so glad she doesnt. as social-media-addicted-teenager as this sounds without tumblr my life would fucking suk right now. i wouldnt have the things i do and i wouldnt be as happy. and i can give you examples.

lets go in order of events shall we :)

1. i downloaded tumblr some time last year (around may i think) and i immediately found a blog i liked! they were a 13yo like me they shared some of my interests and they seemed really cool! so i followed them. i dont know this blogs current @ but im so lucky i ever found them. a month or so later they posted about a server! it was a community server that they and some friends were in. i joined. thats where i met @starry-baby-katie and @gayishgothamite. and i love those dorks (affectionate)! we might not talk very offten but i think of them as people who are SO important to me. i love them with my whole soul and i dont know if my life would be as bright without them.

2. around 11/5 of last year i was scrolling through tumblr like usual. i saw an add for a server. at that point i was in maybe three servers on discord and didnt have many friends so i thought you know why not! its a mental health server and i wasnt in the best place maybe could benefit from it a bit. i joined and there were maybe 14 members including the mods. we didnt really think the server would go much of anywhere for a while and i honestly didnt interact much for a while but you know what. now that server is such a huge part of my life i dont think i would be here without it. i mean i love every last person there so much. literally all of them. @the-final-braincell bun bun is honestly one of the best people ive ever met. they’re funny and joyful and just the best to be around. talking to them always cheers me up and she always manages to make me laugh. were on the mod team together and she is such an important part of the team that we wouldnt run as smoothly as we do without her. i love them so so much and if i hadnt gotten tumblr? would never have met them. then theres @sir-tigerr. tiger. just. tiger. hes so amazing and i honestly would die for him. i love him so much and just talking to him can make my day. i wouldnt be as happy and the sever wouldnt be as fun without him. and @reallyradrat server owner :) sammy im so grateful for sammys existence just.. overall. they made the sever. they wrote the add post. and they’re such a good friend. i cant imagine not having them in my life they’ve made such a difference. so just... thank you <3 and @tiredconfusedandgay!! cub!! i love them!! theyre such a joy to be around and them being in the server is such a lucky thing! it wouldnt be as fun and bright of a place without them and they bring so much every time and i love seeing them in chat everyday. and with leo comes @canofworms0 baby child. anni is so amazing. just overall. so happy and funny and just an amazing person to be around and im so happy to have them in the server. @lentil-darling !!! kittycat!!! i love them!! they're so amazing and have helped me through things on more than one occasion and I'm so grateful for that and for them. they're such a good friend and i always have such a good time whenever we vc! its honestly something i look forward to! and speaking of VCs @gayest-unicorn is amazing. VCing with them is so fun and i hope we can do it more often. and on top of that just messaging them is great! and they're puns (ouns ;)/ij)? FANTASTIC! i hate puns by most means but whenever they crack a joke it makes my day 4000 times better. he's just amazing and i think he deserves the world. cant say enough praise to him :) so i low key have to speedrun this bc im running out of time to type this but all of these people also deserve the world and i wouldnt know them if it wasnt for tumblr @smoll-lightning-bug  @totally-tater-tot @savemycrustysoul @a-broken-laptop @nantuckets-weaver @undead-mutt  @hufflepuff-pide-honey-badger @human331279 and just so so many more whos @s i didnt get or couldnt find. i am so grateful to have in my life because of this server and that post. that post literally changed my life forever and i cant imagine my life without it and without these people

3. a few months went by and i made some mutuals and friends and whatnot. my at the time friend irl then made an account. i was really excited! why wouldnt i be! friend made account! awesome! but another thing about that? i had a crush on them.. and they could now see my account. but fuck it it was a great trade off. we spent a lot of time sending each other asks and messaging while in quarantine and it was just great. then i saw an ask game and i rebloged it. i realized this ask game said “♻ are we a qpp or what?” as one of the asks. now im a coward and i could NEVER have done this outside tumblr in anyway but i took the chance. i sent them the post and said “you should rb this! you have followers that would interact im sure” and so.. they did. i sent the ask and they said yes :) five months later and we’re still dating. whos this amazing person? that my friend would be @mossofthecosmos the most amazing person ive ever met. theyre the light of my life and if it werent for tumblr i would still be a blushy, semi-verbal, embarrassed, mess around them. and we wouldnt be dating. i cant even imagine what that would be like. i love them so much and they make every day wroth living for me and if it werent for tumblr, i wouldnt have that. 

4. and ive made friends. so many of them. and i love them all so much! i dont talk to a few anymore but for the while we did they made my days and made me so happy. without tumblr i wouldnt have met @mimekyo or @books-andbiscuits who are both people that have made my life a brighter place! 

okay so i cried writing this and i cried HARD

bottom line nonie? this question is so loaded it took me three hours to write an answer and a stupid amount of words that no one will read all the way through

i cant put it into words but this website is one of the best things that ever happened to me and i cant imagine life without it 

[fivour]

ppl who call jotaro’s personality boring or bland make me

ugh

like you can have ur opinions. u likely dont mean any harm and thats fine idc im not attacking you for not vibing with jotaro kujo, that would be silly

but it’s really damn obvious that jotaro is severely depressed.

and it always makes me feel weird to see people call his personality boring (i dont mean character development, that’s a different thing entirely) bc as someone w depression it’s so nice to finally see a character that is......... like me. you’d think w how common depression is authors wouldn’t be such misinformed cowards but a lot are. so jotaro is very dear to me. ironically it took almost a year for me to realize i relate to him so hard bc there’s like a 99.99999% chance he’s depressed.

depression is more than just being sad & people can be very high functioning and successful despite depression so let’s get that out of the way while i explain in unnecessary length why i believe this whether it was intentional by araki or not.

1. it makes you angry & moody depression and anger go hand in hand. irritability is a symptom for a reason, baby! it can make you very aggressive and give you a very short fuse (or the opposite, make you repress it). god knows i am aware of this lol. even the smallest things can set off intense anger. and jotaro’s aggressive responses r a notable feature of his character. not to mention that sometimes when you get really angry, it feels better than feeling nothing; sometimes you end up seeking it out just to feel something.

2. it makes you feel like a problem jotaro worries excessively, albeit for a reason but it also fits depression’s MO, that people he loves will be hurt bc of him. and a lot of people, myself included, lash out in anger when deeply upset, whether they are truthfully angry.

he is the problem. he is always the problem, in his mind. is that self centered? maybe. but it is a common thought and it often comes from a place of deep self loathing, not exaggerated self importance. he keeps people away bc if he gets involved with them, they get hurt; and this is only proved time and time again & he’s allowed to internalize that. which eventually ruins his family (ahem jokes about bad dad jotaro are not funny, they never have been, thank you and moving on.) and sometimes i wish he had the chance to cope with his shit and [cries]

3. it makes you apathetic and empty people also think jotaro is emotionless which honestly? maybe that could be the case. depression is very consistent (otherwise it’s usually something else, like a form of bipolar). for some people, myself included, the feeling they feel consistently is apathy or emptiness. instead of ‘neutral’ you just feel... void of anything at all. i would describe it as a cloud hanging over your entire life. sometimes it rains, sometimes it pours. but the cloud is always there. his apathy seems to be the main reason people hate him and it’s one of those things that i just cannot imagine the other side on, you know? it’s such a part of my own life.... i never realized people thought that was ‘unrealistic’.

there are many moments when you can feel happy, joyful, or peaceful; they are just few and far between. even though i am depressed, i have things that make me very happy. sure it’s one thing, but it’s a thing! for jotaro, that seems to be marine biology and family. although araki has some weird obsession with family being super important we will pretend that family is important to jotaro, not araki. anyways. these arent reasons to say he isnt depressed, bc there are some of the few things he seems to love. there are also ups and downs to your mood, as is there is for someone without any mental health issues.

4. it can accompany trauma and psychological issues jotaro grew up with a dad who was, as far as we can guess, never home. a dad so absent that joseph hated him and you know what joke im about to make there. yes im aware it’s also bc he ‘took his daughter away’ bc joseph was born when women were property and racism was super cool hashtag vintage but it is likely deeper than that for reasons that this post isnt about.

but.

sadao was an absent father and put work first and i can tell you from experience that destroys your self esteem as a child. you feel unimportant. you feel like you don’t come first to your parent. it certainly does not make for a happy childhood and any psychologist will scream at u that childhood is absolutely key in developing ur brain. theres also the fact that jotaro 100% got bullied for ‘not having a dad’ bc it was the 1980s and actually nvm that still happens haha hashtag vintage.

besides being depressed, this is also the example of a father that jotaro had growing up (ppl like to act like joseph lived w them lol no joseph was also a distant father figure, if one at all), so him being away from his family all the time? he probably didnt give it a second thought. beyond the fact that the subconscious exists and we dont consciously decide everything we do (which jojo fans in particular are super bewildered by idk what it is with yall), jotaro is also the type of person to avoid pondering his own personal problems.

so anyways........

i am done raving.

daddy issues aren’t a fucking joke i will fist fight you Right Now.

i love jotaro kujo.

thank u mr araki for making him.

goodnight

[ladysophiebeckett]

my brief review on what i watched on netflix this xmas season: 

virgin river: i skimmed watched this as in , like, I watched the first episode all the way through and then skipped ahead to different scenes bc it was so slow. it takes forever for this show to get to the point. the main character runs away to the middle of nowhere, north california (fm los angeles) bc of some mysterious trauma they only show in brief flashbacks. did her husband leave her? did he die? was it bc she couldn’t have a baby? did he not want a baby? I dont know. im still not sure. she’s a nurse but the doctor she’s supposed to work for is old and sexist and doesnt let her do her job. and this goes on for like, maybe the whole 10 episode season. the mayor is his ex wife??? i found that out by luck and also she’s super nosy. they keep saying every body knows every body in virgin river, i have to believe it bc only 5 ppl are ever shown. this show sucked 2\10 bc the scenery is nice. 

three days of christmas\dias de navidad: netflix this year is really into foreign language xmas mini series. this one is fm spain. it is three episodes long, about 4 sisters and the different stages of their life. the first episode is really good. an entire family kinda commits murder by not saving this really terrible officer’s and by doing so they save a girl’s life. she becomes the 4th sister by adoption. after that, it becomes kind of...i dont like what happens to these women afterwards. I dont like their idea of sisterhood. it’s not badly acted. i watched it all the way through bc i wanted to know what was gonna happen. if anything that first episode is really good. 7\10 bc a family that commits murder, should stay together. 

home for christmas\Norwegian mini series: six 30 min episodes of a nurse who’s single and made to feel bad by her family bc she’s alone so she lies at a family dinner and says she has boyfriend to bring for xmas dinner. the premise is solid. she goes on dates but theyre all terrible. one guy tells her that her favorite movie ‘love actually’ sucks. another, loses it at an escape room and then causes a fight at xmas party bc she rejected him, another is really into sports and fitness. i expect these things but the series loses me when they have her, a 30 yr old, date a 19 year old for most of these episodes. and then get dumped by him and then have her cry about it. an older female nurse shows interest in her and almost goes down on her on a bus but the show doesn’t let them progress further. they even have the character go a bad spa date with a much older polititian who was her patient, but again it doesnt go further than that bad date (in which she runs into parents--at a nude spa). there is a male doctor who you can tell is interested in her but is shy but they never let that develop either. they only have him tell her his feelings for her at the very end. on top of that she has roomate\’best’ friend who doesn’t respect her privacy, messes with her dating profile, burns all her presents down and somehow at the end gets rewarded with a boyfriend. everybody has somebody by the end except the main character. it ends with the doorbell ringing and her answering the door and then roll credits. absolutley not worth ur time. 1\10. 

holiday secrets\german mini series: this is like spain’s \three days of christmas but also like mamma mia?? bc of a missing dad?? there’s a character fm the past named ���alma’ which i thought was nice. and also two sisters instead of four. the younger sister is kind of annoying. and that’s all i can tell you bc i feel asleep while watching and i didnt have the energy to try again. 5\10 bc my name is in it and there’s nice beach scenery. 

falling inn love: this isnt a xmas movie as it came out in the early fall i just feel the need to vouch that it is a very good little romcom. christina millian is so charming and the male lead is very good looking. and its very rare for these types of movies to have two attractive leads. 9\10

holly holiday: this is not on netflix, its on hulu. and its misleading. its about a male mannequin  coming to life but he isnt the male lead. it’s some photographer who works with the female lead who is an ad exec. the photographer guy is really annoying hipster dude who thinks he’s knows things. anyway the female lead gets hit in the head and gets rescued by the mannequin and im gonna tell u rn that this plays into the ‘it was all dream’.  she only dreamt the mannequin came to life and instead she was in the hospital with a head injury for 3 days. she ends up with the annoying photographer. the writers of this movie were legit cowards for not letting her fall in love with a mannequin who becomes human via the power of christmas.  0\10. 

the knight before christmas: i wanted to love this. i admire how they allowed things to happen with no explanation. but there were no stakes in this. and its sadly, kinda forgettable. 7\10 bc hudgens is too charming for her own good and i had some good laughs.

the christmas prince: a royal baby--i did watch this and it will be getting its own post. however...for ratings sake...and perhaps i am sentimental but...8\10

the spirit of christmas: if you watched ‘last christmas’ this season , like i did, and you hated it--well the spirit of christmas is for you. it delivers what you need out of the romcom\ghost genre. i watch it every year. 10\10. is that biased? maybe. idc. 

[alghulnyssa]

Top 5 character + fandoms and 1 unpopular opinion for each?

okayokay the top 5 characters is gonna be easy but the fandoms and unpopular opinions not so much

1. Nyssa al Ghul

nyssa has been my #1 since literally the moment I watched arrow in 2014 and literally no one could ever compare

2. Root

why yes indeed my two favourite characters of all time are very much two murder lesbians im aware but anyways I watched poi in summer 2018 and literally before I started I knew I was gonna love root so much

3. Sameen Shaw

yes I know we’re at 3 sapphic assassins. I am aware. I am concerned. but also love that for me bUt man I love sameen so much like anyone should watch poi you cowards

4. Laurel Lance

there was actually a time where I honestly hated laurel but this was a dark time for me, now she’s one of my all time favorites and tbh no other character has inspired me this much like she did

5. (#5 usually depends on my mood) Meg Masters

two days ago I thought about the possibility of Meg coming back for spns final season and well I spent 30 minutes curled up on the floor crying and I feel like that describes me very well also fun fact I once calculated and meg has been in exactly 2,33% of the whole show (only counting rachel miners meg though)

okay I’m gonna do the other one in another post bc this is already pretty long and it’s gonna take some time for me to come up with the answers

[jumpboy-rembrandt]

do you still do hp au? bc i am Constantly thinking about the refuge npcs and i have some hcs... roswell i think is a hufflepuff... could make an argument for gryffindor but most of what they do within the story is based around their loyalty and personal ties rather than bravery for braverys sake. ren honestly feels like a slytherin tbh. she gets in a year after taako and they both have a great time. they rig up a fully functional kitchen in taakos dorm. kravitz suffers.(part 1)

cassidy honestly strikes me as a slytherin as well? idk shes mostly just out for herself and wants thos diamonds. i think you could make a case for gryffindor or hufflepuff as well considering how hell bent she was on getting into the quarry to find out what killed all her fellow miners (thats gotta take a lot of bravery and/or loyalty considering shes seen it kill all her friends). (part 2)

i actually don't think isaak is a slytherin? more like a gryffindor or hufflepuff who's been fucked over by circumstance and has become what he is to deal with it. isaak pre chalice prob wasn't like that. palomas ravenclaw i think? her whole thing is information and the pursuit of it as far as i see it. june really could be a lot of houses and we never see enough of her to be sure... griffin who is she...(part 3/3 thanks if you read this hellish text dump btw. im very tired rn.)

i ALWAYS do hp au

piece by piece:

i 100% agree with roswell as a hufflepuff. their bravery is centered around loyalty, and i definitely wouldn’t call them bold. if they were a gryffindor, they’d be more of a neville-gryffindor, and we all know neville should’ve been in hufflepuff.

i have justification for that claim, but this is not actually a hp post so the tl;dr is that boy needed a more gentle environment

yessss.....YESSSSS......SLYTHERIN REN YESSSSSSSS

besides the PRIMO vision of kravitz having to fight his way past the patrons of.....his dorm room.....which is now a restaurant.......just to get to his dresser????? i genuinely get slytherin ren

she saw taako play the underdark, was inspired to LEAVE the underdark, moved to the middle of nowhere to cook, and eventually walked up to her idol/friend with plans for a school

her whole initial convo with taako? slytherin. here are some quotes:

taako: what is with the bubble, right?ren: yeah, it’s— it popped up a little over a year ago, and… I don’t know. I’m sort of ambivalent about it.

i.e.: it’s not relevant to me so i don’t really care

ren: a lot of people preferred the last elder, jack, but, you know, him and june… they died. and [quickly] “by their sacrifice our town is made safe”, and all that.

i.e.: everybody says this, and you know everybody says this, so i’m gonna say it in a slightly-mocking way so you don’t write me off

ren: [isaak]’s not— you know, i run a bar, and it’s important for me to keep kind of a fun, flirty atmosphere going in here, and kind of a sourpuss like him doesn’t exactly lend itself to that, but, yeah, you know. he’s doing his best.taako: yeah, you don’t want everybody to head into that other bar.ren: that’s a— okay. no, that’s fair.

i.e.: you’re not wrong, but fuck you, this is gonna be the best bar ever

and, god, yeah, the whole thing with setting up a school with a powerful friend and taking over all the work so she essentially controls this important institution and will be remembered for her skill? slytherin all over babey.

i had trouble w cassidy, so naturally i broke down her actions with an arbitrary scoring system to decide:

seeing something horrible in the mines and going back anyway to find out what happened (+10 G, +5 H)

blowing up a rockslide in a cave with a cluster bomb (+10 G, -5 S)

snitching on the boys (+10 S, -10 G)

shortly thereafter breaking out while saying “y’all aren’t snitches, are you?” (+50+10 S, +5 G, -5 H)

whacking merle over the head with a shovel when he followed her with a dubious excuse (+5 S, +5 G, -5 H)

becoming the town’s new elder (+10 S)

giving merle a handful of grody rootbeer barrels while spouting some nonsense advice (+10 H, +5 S)

might be ren’s gf (+5 H because slytherins and hufflepuffs flock together)

that’s +35 slytherin, +20 gryffindor, and +10 hufflepuff. so, basically, according to math, you’re right.

oh isaak is absolutely not a slytherin. he regret his actions before, during, and after they happened. i’d say he isn’t a gryffindor, mostly because of his own insistence that he was a coward for what happened, but he still could be if he went through a redemption arc? i’d definitely settle with hufflepuff. after jack’s death, he did his best to atone for what he did, and he used his awareness during the loops to monitor these unstable invaders and defend june with his life.

paloma, my angel grandma, can definitely be ravenclaw. honestly, i don’t see any traits that strongly push her in another direction? her whole character is pursuing and dispensing prophecy.

june? you mean the little girl who played in the mines and held her hand out to her father’s killer, sighed, and said “c’mon”? That’s Gryffindor Babey. 

he’s dead, but her father is a gryffindor too. could be a hufflepuff, but my gut says gryffindor.

bonuses:

 you didn’t mention them probably because it’s obvious, but slytherin ash is the hero we need with their goliath buddy, who i won’t even try to type, because he doesn’t even have a name.

luka is a ravenclaw, and redmond is a slytherin

purple worm is an angry hufflepuff

[uniformbravo]

reading the hitball arc my brain is picking up so many little bits of info but has no idea how to put them all together to form any kind of coherent analysis (cue me rambling aimlessly as i try 2 find that thesis statement) ((this devolved into garbled passionate yelling real quick))

previously “established” in another “text post” i made “a few months ago”: during the game max is wearing wristbands, one blue and one red, which for the sake of this thought process i take to represent max n johnny respectively

also went over how max switching both wristbands to the same arm post-game ~symbolically~ parallels him & johnny having worked together to defeat hijack & come to understand each other a little better & the bands being on the same arm now represents them being on the same team/side

at one point during the game max gets all shaken up abt having dodged one of hijeff’s earlier attacks instead of like standing his ground i guess?? putting himself before his teammates??? am i interpreting this right i feel like im missing smth

one of the key pieces of the game is the golden switch, a ball that has the power to make anyone hit by it switch teams & join sides with the one who threw it at them. this is the ball used in the final play of the game in which max and johnny work together to take down hijeff for good

in said final play, 1) the golden switch hits max, probably symbolic of smth, & 2) breaks one of his arms, the one w/ the blue wristband- based on the color theory i feel like this should also be symbolic of smth somehow ?? max making a sacrifice in order to become a team w/ johnny?? a self-sacrifice??? is the injury representative of itself???? is it literally just as simple as “max is the one that got hurt so the arm w/ the blue band gets broken” ????? but throughout this entire comic thus far max has been first and foremost his own top priority meaning that he doesn’t do anything for anyone else unless there’s something in it for him, he’s not the type of guy to make sacrifices for other people, or more specifically for “The Greater Good” and, considering how shaken up he got earlier about instinctively jumping out of the way of hijeff’s attack while everyone else jumped right in its path to protect each other, it’s kind of a big deal for him to now be putting himself directly in harm’s way instead of like finagling the situation into making johnny the throwaway instead (esp bc max has every reason to believe johnny deserves to have pain inflicted on him more anyway) so maybe the break represents some kind of shattered mindset that he had to undergo in order to then effectively team up w/ johnny??? which would make the metaphor like

1) max n johnny r Enemies who Fight (wristbands on separate arms) 2) max has the sudden realization that johnny is Upstaging him by Caring About and Defending His Friends & generally being a lot braver than him and that he needs to Step Up His Game in response (arm gets broken) 3) now that max has that new resolve he n johnny join forces & also like understand each other a lil better?? due to working together??? (blue wristband gets moved over to other arm w/ red one bc of the injury)

or something????

srsly tho back to the golden switch & the last play im like?? there HAs to be smth here ok it’s this magical ball that represents switching sides or changing perspective or whatever idk!! & then at the v end of the game it’s like.,., li kE ok hijeff has the ball & he throws it at max: 2 things can happen here, either max gets hit cleanly and has to switch to hijeff’s side, or johnny catches it & the rest of their team gets to come back from the dead, right. as per the rules of the game. OR Lri lieke  like ok hear mee out i mfuCKING liSTEN

hijeff is EXPECTIGN max 2 jump out of the way like he did before right. RIght! but max had that uthfukgning Change Of Heart or whatever where ehs like “o shit johnny is like honorable or whatever & im a coward” so this time he s NOT a coward & he takes the hit & it’s like!! mad character development!! right in this arc ohm y god

but then like therehas to be smth symbolic abt this ball like it has its own goddamn Prop Design it could have just been any plain ass Dogd=ge Ball there didnt even Have to be a golden switch in the first place but THERE IS so it HAS to be important to the stroyr RIGHT it’s njot just a gimmick 2 make the game more interesting rgiht theres SymbolisM AfooT

so theyre usin this SPECIAL ASS BALL right in the END of the Game the CLIMAX if u will & like up until now max & johnny have been having a Couple conversations that arenyt like “gimme ur lunch money” type convos like they usually have, theyre actually lik e Supportin Each Other???? it’s rly good but OK right at the last play is when theyre finally just like it’s Only the two of them left & so they have to do a THing together in order to win like it’s JUST tTHem right!!!

so max devises his Smart Boy Plan & gets hijeff right where he wants him adn!!! the SWITCH that hijeff was like, totally meaning for to hit johnny with,. max stays RIGHT THERE and lets it HIT HIM aND YEA YEA RIGHT WE ON TO SMTHINg irhtgt sO it’s already hit max at this point right so it’s fukiggng like, , it’s like, IF the ball just flies off & hits the wall & the ground then max is FUKCED he has to go over to hijeff’s team but INSTEAdD he  TRUSTS JOHNNY 2 CATCH THE BALL ad johnny is like standing behind him?????? theyr both facing hijeff & max is in ftont so he isnst even LOOKING he just TRUSTS that his plan will work & johnny will HAVE HIS BACK n catch the ball & seal hijeff’s doom imM FUCKIGNG OOOOO BOIYS WE GOT IT WE GFUKINGG HAVE THEHEH

SSO THE BALL IS MAYBE LIKE??? jfuk i mlosing it its juking me oh god oh no but lIKE? it dEFNITELY has smth to do with the ball bein about switchin g sides & max Almost havin to switch sides but then johnny’s like “Not On mY Watch” but then also they kinda switched to each others side and ALSO SALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION ABT HOW JOHNN Y WAS THE ONE WHO THREW THE BALL IN THE 1ST PLACE AT MAX 2 GET HIM TO JOIN HIS TEAM????? max was just FUCKING AROUND in some corner w/ suzy n collin & johnny was like *EYES ZOOM IN* & NAILED HIM W/ IT u can NOT tell me he wasnt aimign for max ok that ball went SCHLOOP right into his head, balls dont just fly around all willy nilly ok u throw a ball in a STRAIGHT LINE & it goes STRAIGHT  & it wasnt bad aim bc johnny was picked to be team leader bc he’s like GOod at shit oK strong boy good at PE he was the other alpha next 2 isabel at the beginning of class he knew EXACTLY where hwas throwin that ball & it was At Max’s Head bc he Knew what he Wanted ok!!!!!! glad that’s cleared up!!!!!!!!!!!

IN CONCLUSIOn max & johnny character development GOOD bye

[xadial]

so i’ve sat down and done what many people, most of them with lives, had the wisdom not to do -- go through the voltron season 5 trailer and analyse. or put together a few things and a few theories. regardless there are now some things that i’m more sure of that i was before. some of them may seem obvious. i’m sleep deprived give me a chance

-warning: this is a Long Post but it’s. 90% pictures.

1) shit’s going down on olkari

so start off simple. something yeets through space, it’s got purple lights through those flames so it’s galra in some shape or form

olkari is on the left if you squint (my photo editor is a weakass binch and won’t let me circle it)

uhh

((top right))

uhhh that’s got to hurt

but it’s alright cause voltron’s here!! you can tell it’s olkari cause their tech is coded with green lights and there are green lights in the background.

so from this we know olkari has been attacked, by the galra. so the galra now know where voltron’s base is, which is. bad. bet u $5 it was loturd

now it gets to the bit i’m excited about.

that bomb thing looked... like olkari tech. right? it wasn’t just me, right?

and then we get a shot of voltron attacking something that looks exactly like olkari tech. but the light is purple.

dont mind red just getting vored by a giant plant

green lights turning purple,, sound familiar anyone?? dammit i miss rover. so with rover it was used to signify alliance basically. heck even the crystals on the castleship and with that eye arm monster thing turned purple to signify that the galra controlled them. so, the galra haven’t developed this thing themselves but they’ve managed to hijack it.

the galra can now hijack the nice hippie organic olkari weapons.

DAMN.

2) simple this time but uhhh the paladins face zarkon as everyone and their grandmother has figured out

but wait!!! this is still relevant!!! see the generals standing behind zarkon? and yes there’s two there’s ezor but zethrid is also there in zarkon’s armpit

WHICH LEADS ON TO

3) this? a reach. but also,, THE GENERALS DEFECT FROM ZARKON YASS

so there’s this shot with pidge and her bayard that lasts barely milliseconds but!! let’s do a bit of squinting

they’re on the same freaking ship that we just saw zarkon in front of which means same scene which means same characters

black and white = shiro

pink and blue = zethrid

green and orange = matt

so by process of elimination this is ezor

and you may say, well couldn’t the generals be attacking the paladins and matt?

to which i say

-why is pidge attacking the only possible other character in this scene, zarkon

-if she’s attacking him why aren’t the generals defending him

-what?? is ezor doing just fuckin. squatting in a corner

-why does zethrid look like she’s bracing as if she’s waiting for a shockwave or smth and not attacking

okay maybe i just really want my girls to Not be evil and *disclaimer* i did say this is reaching.

but the fact remains that pidge, matt and kuron/shiro (pleasebemyshiroplEASEBEMYSHIRO) meet zarkon, ezor and zethrid and there’s some sort of shots fired.

but,,,

to top this all off...

where is axca?

4) lorot actually attacks some galra???

so we see this ship come and land or at least come near to a collection of galra

jeez i swear all of these designs are so familiar, i can’t

but look, all of these guards are either severely constipated or shocked/scared that blurtor is here

see he’s very blurry

STAND STILL FOR TWO GODDAMN SECONDS CHILD

i am not sure that these shots of mortar are from the same scene,, however:

-the colour scheme for the background is about the same in the two

-steps. so many steps. and the perspective he’s attacking is where sendak would be ish. oh yeah sendak is alive btw isn’t that rlly fuckin tropey n annoying

-if bloatboy was comin to trash your ass you’d look scared/constipated too so that would account for the galra expressions

here have a flat boi, i think it’s from the same scene, the sky is the same design n colour here anyway

so in conclusion loturd?? actually may trash some galra??

5) hhhhehahahahhhhhhhhffffff fffff loTURD GETS HIMSELF STUCK IN A CRYOPOD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

YOU GO PIGDE SHOW EM SOME SENSE

i’m about 50% sure this is in the same scene? the background behind pidge looks like it’s in the cryopod room

also someone hug her please she’s twelve or smth she shouldn’t have to go through this at all

6) BOOM

but seriously though. that’s voltron vs something galra but i don’t recognise the design. is it another champion?? is it a building?? is it zarkon on a cocktail of seventeen different steroids?? what colossal monster are they facing now??

7) the FINAL MEGA BATTLE PLANET

the photos below, i am almost completely certain, are from the same planet and the same sequence

look, jagged dunes if you will, pale grey clouds, tan ground

pale grey clouds, the green lion failing (!!!!!) bc you can see it’s upside down, and is that olkari tech in the middle? a ship? a bomb? is it rebel or galra controlled? i mean it looks broken but you know what i mean

and this is from where blue, yellow and red dive down -- look, pale grey clouds, tan surface

and if you squint? jagged tan coloured dunes, grey clouds. and a massive explosion.

possibly? idk but we do know the ship in the center is keef’s because in the trailer it was the focus of the shot. but maybe the destruction of that ship is what caused the explosion in the picture before this one

and here he is,, against a,, jagged tan background. mega reaching ik but if these are all from the same sequence that would be mega cool.

also

*banging pots and pans together* BLACK PALADIN LANCE!! AND KEITH!! CO-LEADING!! BLACK PALADIN LANCE!! AND KEITH!! CO-LEADING!!

8) bonus - what if this is also on the mega final ultimate showdown planet, and keef’s outside having an emo moment like. oh shit we did it. we took down [whatever] and now i’m doubting my purpose. also i’m gay

9) voltron’s ultimate form!!!

the only thing is it that won’t happen when lance is black paladin. you can see the bayards vs the cuffs of the armour

black  -  black = shiro (NOT kuron i refuse gimme shiro back u cowards)

red  -  blue = lance in red

green  -  green = pidge in green

blue  -  pink = allura in blue

yellow  -  yellow = hunk in yellow

10) is this another mega cannon or a normal cruiser? idk it’s two in the morning and my face is numb,, either way KEITH DON’T YEET INTO ANY MORE FORCEFIELDS

this has the same design but i don’t think it’s the same scene necessarily

11) bonus little things

keef sweat-drooping somewhere galra

look at the top right corner, i think there’s another person in this shot that they don’t want us to know abt, either that or there’s a ship in the background,, let me knowwww why was it cut out

also!! nyma and rolo are back, yesssss

oh jeez i feel like i really should know this guy. i was just gonna point out there’s something in the lighting that caught my attention. why is it orange? scientists can’t tell

#NOTMYSHIROBITCH

i’d bet moneys this is right before that cryopod scene

and finally (finally!!) this is definitely lance, i’d love for keith to be back home with the paladins too but their eyes are designed very differently. keef has anime-esque eyes and lance has kinda,, simpler ones? but these are definitely lance’s eyes.

IN SUMMARY

-the galra manage to turn olkari tech against the rebel fighters so there’s a (filler....) episode dedicated to dealing with that

-the smelly het fights sendak??

-and then manages to lose the paladins’ trust and gets himself locked in a cryopod lol

-shiro pidge and matt fight zarkon and during that the generals defect to the rebellion

-voltron’s ultimate form is unlocked

-LANCE!!! MAY ACTUALLY GET A LEADERSHIP (and sexuality pleeeeeasseeee) ARC????

-Ultimate Showdown Planet!!

-keef is still with the marmite knife and dual leads w/ voltron against the galra on said Ultimate Showdown Planet

-white lion!! or allura ultra bonding with blue idk

-what if,, the white lion is voltron’s ultimate form?? and the five lions combine into the white lion ((bc you know,, white light is made up of all the colours)) and then allura leads the white lion?? that would be so so so awesome

okay it’s devolved into shitposting it’s probably best to stop

i’ve just deconstructed the entire season for you you’re welcome thanks for coming to my ted talk im going to sleep now